Eating out in America

You are deep in conversation with your companion (in this case my wife) in a restaurant. The occasion is intended to be romantic, and you really could do without intrusions. When suddenly, actually four times during the meal, you are interrupted in mid-sentence by the waitress: “Is everything o.k?; “Have you got everything you need?”; “Good, that sushi roll, isn’t it!”; “Would you like more saki?”

My father was a bon viveur, an excellent cook and a great supporter of good restaurants. I remember him saying, “In France the job of a waiter is a profession that requires training and discretion. The trick is to be seen, not heard. He or she is a facilitator in the background; the meal is not about him or her. You should be able to get through a meal and not be able to remember whether the waiter was male, female, black or white, French or Italian. The chef, if he ever appears, is a different matter.

My wife tells me that American waiters are specifically trained to interrupt, just as they are trained to whip away your finished plate, even if everyone else at the table is still eating. Both the interruptions and the whipping-away are regarded as unacceptable in Europe. I now quietly explain to waiters that my wife is a slow eater and hates being rushed and left isolated as plates vanish from around the table. (“Get that group out. The table is booked for a new group at 9pm”).

You are expected to add 15 to 20% to the bill for service. But what kind of service?

Don’t blame Brussels, blame Whitehall

“Take back control.” That was always the most potent of Brexit slogans. And the most deceitful. Disenchanted voters were never going to gain control of the rules of EU trade. The one sphere in which they could assert control is over the area where they live: local government. Local councils deliver a quarter of all public services. Yet they’ve almost no say over the priorities of delivery. Austerity policies imposed by the centre have stripped them of all discretionary spending – on day centres, libraries, parks, nurseries and road repairs – and councillors have been denied powers to raise extra revenue (sub-national government here controls only “1.6% of GDP, against 11% in Germany and 16% in Sweden”). No matter that the people running our town halls know their
patches better than Whitehall and are just as competent; it’s Whitehall that, in these years of austerity, has recruited 11,000 extra officials, and town halls that have had to sack thousands of their own. If we want to revive our democracy, it’s from London, not Brussels, that we need to take back control. (Simon Jenkins, The Guardian, re-printed in The Week 6 Oct 2018)

Brilliant! The current national government is proving to be utterly incompetent, and its relentless centralising (since the Thatcher regime) bad for the country, democracy and ordinary citizens. The resentment against London and the Establishment is going to be ome ferocious. But few are listening – yet. The backlash is on its way, and it will follow the bitter disillusionment of Brexit as night follows day.

Price- guaging Big Pharma

Pharma executives have grown so comfortable, and so certain that the Trump Administration will back whatever they do, that they are still pricing Americans out of the life-saving prescriptions they need, and then justifying it in the name of shareholders’ rights. Nirmal Mulye, the CEO of Nostrum Laboratories, was the latest to do so: Nostrum raised the price for a bottle of bladder infection antibiotics from $475 to $2,400 — quadruple its last price–in the name of free market competition. Mulye’s decision is a page out of the book of fallen pharma exec — and “most hated man in America” — Martin Shkreli.

How can pharma executives, and their lobbyists, live with themselves, gouging the public so shamelessly? Congress was pressured not to allow reasonably priced drugs to be sourced in more humane Canada – knowing that patients are either dying because they cannot afford the cost or are going without. You get the impression that, in return for election funds some Congressmen will agree to anything. We know who is responsible for that!

I used to work for a major international pharma company. Not all drug breakthroughs by any means are due to government or university research, but a large proportion of them are. And yet Big Pharma still justifies its pricing on “research costs”. Actually, much the cost to pharma companies comes in commercialisation. The ideas come from elsewhere, but we are paying a high price anyway. Long live the British National Health Service and the brother health services of Europe, Canada, Australia etc.

Some people have claimed that if public pressure grows the CEOs will feel the heat, maybe enough to walk back their outrageous price hikes. Don’t hold your breath!

Brexit update for those interested

With thanks to THE WEEK. (3 November 2018). which compiled this situation report. I have lightly edited it for length! (still too long, but it is mind-bendingly complicated)

Brexit has arguably been the most threatening issue that has faced Britain since the Civil War nearly 500 years ago, (or, some would say, the Norman Conquest) and has destroyed the ataraxia of many thousands. I am reproducing this situation report for those worried and confused:

There are four main models over which British politics is tearing itself apart. If a deal can be made, it will be some variant of any of the first three. If not, it’s no deal. The clock is ticking…

29 March 2019. That is the date on which the UK is set to leave the European Union. The assumption has been that by that date there would be a negotiated a withdrawal agreement with the UK. That would then need to be signed off by the European Parliament and a supermajority (72% of the 27 states) in the European Council (made up of the leaders of EU member states).

The rights of British and EU citizens after Brexit, the UK’s “divorce bill” from Brussels, were settled, and the issue of the Northern Ireland border was apparently smoothed over when Britain accepted a compromise – the so-called “backstop”. This March, the two sides also agreed a transition period, running from March 2019 until the end of 2020, during which Britain’s relationship with the EU would remain effectively unchanged.

But the Irish border remains the big, stubborn sticking point. The only deal anywhere near the table – the Chequers plan – is unpopular in Westminster and in Brussels. Every option, from staying in the EU to “no deal”, is still up for grabs. These are the options going forward:

Option 1 The Norway model

This is the option that preserves the closest possible trading relationship with the EU without being part of its political union. In 1994 it was agreed that Norway should remain a member of the newly created European Economic Area (EEA), and thereby of the EU’s single market, but not its customs union. It has left Norway free to decide its home affairs, farm and fisheries policies, and to negotiate trade deals with non-EU nations. Under this model, Britain would be able to sell most goods and services to EU states without paying import tariffs. But it would have to conform to EU regulations on goods and services, and to its four freedoms (on the movement of goods, services, capital and people).

The Norway option holds the least risk of economic upheaval, allowing for the same level of uninterrupted trade with the EU as today, including the services sector. But it would also mean the UK having to pay into the EU budget and accepting swathes of EU rules on which it had no say. Like Norway, the UK would have to accept EU migration; the EEA agreement does allow some latitude in this area, but the extent is contested. Besides, the Norway tag conceals two very different options. Barnier has expressed support for “Norway plus”, which means “being part of the single market plus a customs union”: that would ensure frictionless EU borders, but would stop the UK from trading freely with the rest of the world. Conversely, “Norway minus” – leaving the customs union – would mean trouble at the borders, particularly the Irish border.

Some Eurosceptics support this, arguing that at least it offers a plan for freeing the UK from the EU; it has also been mooted as a temporary solution while a trade deal is concluded. Whether Brussels or indeed the EEA would accept that is less clear.

Option 2 The Chequers plan

The Chequers plan means going one step further than the Norway model. It would end the free movement of EU citizens, and have Britain leave the EU customs union and the single market for services – but keep it in a single market for goods. That would entail accepting Brussels’ rules and standards for all goods and agricultural products. It would enable the UK to make its own trade deals with countries outside the EU, but to do so, a complicated new customs system would be required: UK customs would apply domestic tariffs for goods intended for the UK, but charge EU tariffs for goods passing through Britain to the EU.

This would allow for some degree of independence, while preserving frictionless trade – a major concern for British business, from retailers importing fresh food, to car manufacturers who rely on the timely delivery of parts using supply chains that stretch across Europe. But like “Norway”, it involves indefinitely accepting EU regulations – albeit only those covering goods – while having no say in Brussels. The EU, for its part, has flatly rejected the plan: to accept a single market membership for goods, but not services, capital or people, it says, would undermine the single market and encourage EU members to “cherry pick” rights and obligations; it is all or nothing. Barnier also thinks the customs bureaucracy involved would be “insane”. Nor is he convinced it can achieve one of its main objectives – obviating the need for a hard border in Ireland.

The CBI, the UK voice of business, says this option is workable, but to Brussels and the Eurosceptic wing of the Tory party, it is unacceptable. But if – a big if – Brussels were to agree to a version that didn’t involve too many further concessions, May might get it through Parliament with the backing of Labour rebels.

Option 3 Canada plus

This would be a free-trade agreement like Canada’s Comprehensive Economic and Trade Agreement (Ceta) with the EU. Nearly all goods could be imported tariff-free, and non-tariff barriers (regulatory checks, quota controls) would be kept to a minimum. It would also put an end to budget payments to the EU and free movement for EU citizens. The “plus” signals that the UK deal would go further than the agreement with Canada, though it’s unclear how far: it might involve making it easier for the UK to sell services to the EU and forging other joint arrangements – on security, for example.

To many Brexiteers it represents a clean break with Brussels. The European Court of Justice’s jurisdiction over British affairs would end; EU immigration would once again be a matter for Parliament. And we’d have complete freedom to trade freely with the world. But most economists think it would impose a heavy cost. There’d have to be new customs and “rules of origin” checks on goods moving over the borders: additional border formalities would create long queues and uncertainty in ports used for UK-EU trade, notably Dover. And it would make the need for some sort of controls at the Irish border almost inevitable. Besides, free-trade deals also take years to negotiate: Ceta took seven years, though presumably a UK deal would be easier, because British and EU regulations are currently identical.

This option could be viable and could get the support of Brexiteers, but it is subject to a satisfactory resolution on the Irish border. The CBI is dead against it: “It would introduce friction at borders, it would not solve the Irish border, it would damage the supply chains on which thousands and thousands of jobs depend.” And at the moment, there is nothing like a majority in support of it in the Commons.

Option 4 No deal

This would mean leaving the structures of the EU without any deal to replace them. In practice, the term covers quite a few different scenarios, all the way from utter chaos – with planes unable to fly between Britain and Europe, British meat prevented from entering Europe, medicine shortages and the Channel ports gridlocked – to a basic but more orderly contingency plan to move UK-EU trade to World Trade Organisation (WTO) rules. Either way, there’d be immediate and extensive border checks and heavy tariffs on some goods. For example, on WTO terms, cars and car parts would face 10% duties every time they cross the border. Agricultural tariffs would be significantly higher, up to some 35% for dairy products.

This would be a catastrophe for Britain and Europe, with disastrous effects on supply chains, trade and transport, and sending the UK into recession. The IMF says it would cost us about 4% of GDP in the long term. (I have heard figures of up to 8% from economist friends. Ed.) And Brexiteers fear that it could trigger a political crisis that would end with Britain staying in the EU. But looking on the bright side, the average WTO tariff for EU imports is in general not particularly high (2.6% for non-agricultural products) and, in the absence of a deal, Britain probably wouldn’t have to pay its EU divorce bill, which would give it £39bn to offset the negative economic effects.

Almost no one actively supports this, but extremists claim it’s preferable to agreeing punitive “Carthaginian terms” with the EU. They claim that the UK could unilaterally slash tariffs and taxes, and embark on a bright Singapore-type future. However, Toyota recently warned that if the firm’s sizeable investment in the UK is to continue, a no deal scenario must be avoided. Trade probably wouldn’t stop stop, but the outcome would likely be disastrous. (Stories circulate about banking staff slready being moved to Paris or Frankfurt. Ed.)

In case you didn’t know……

These are words used in modern human relationships:

Ghosting: Ending a relationship bloody-mindedly by refusing to communicate, relate or explain.

Flaming: An on-line argument using bogus, unfair, bullying and unfounded personal attacks.

Gaslighting: A form of persistent manipulation and brainwashing that causes the victim to doubt her or himself, and ultimately lose her or his own sense of perception, identity, and self-worth, and even sanity.

The behaviours described have been around for centuries in all probability, but only in modern times have been sufficiently common to be given names. Why is this? Partly. social media, where anonymity allows the angry bully to take down or persecute someone he wants to dump or bully or to relieve his intense feelings of inadequacy and anger. Ghosting and gaslighting are both cowardly behaviours that have been used for centuries by men or women who want to end relationships but are too ill-mannered and cruel to take time to explain. It’s just that all too many people are not disciplined in childhood to be thoughtful, considerate and polite. To deliberately hurt another’s feelings is a grievous sin and error.

Hence, this blog advocates Epicureanism, which stands for pleasure, which I interpret as being a pleasant life. The most pleasant life is one where, by offering kindness, thoughtfulness, generosity and politeness to everyone, no matter who, you reap it in turn from both friends, acquaintances and even total strangers. Social media and some of the rude, selfish, mindless, unkind and downright vulgar people who take part in it are the very antithesis of Epicureanism, a minority though they be.