Aliens will arrive on Earth after studying us for years.

Uri Geller has claimed that extraterrestrial contact is imminent and aliens have been studying us for years. The 74-year-old said aliens will arrive during something akin to a “Steven Spielberg production”, possibly on the grounds of the White House. Speaking to The Sun ”newspaper” the self-declared psychic said: “I think they are studying us. I don’t know what they really want.” (The Week 14 Dec 2021)

My comment: The aliens are very welcome! I volunteer to give them a tour of China, Russia and assorted African dictatorships, completing the tour with a week in attendance during a session of the US House of Representatives. I will cap it by taking them to a rally addressed by former President Trump. After such a series of educational visits I can assure the reader that we will never hear from them again.