Moments after robbing a Delaware bank, a man stopped to deposit stolen cash in an ATM by the bank’s front door. Police say that McRoberts Williams, 44, approached a teller at a Wells Fargo in Wilmington and handed her a note reading “This is a robbery. I need 150 dollars”. After the teller handed over the cash, he left the bank, but before fleeing “made a deposit in the ATM on the exterior of the building” according to a police report. Williams was arrested at a nearby shopping center. (The Week, Dec 21, 2021)

My immediate reaction: He left school at 14. Reports suggest that he was born without a brain.