57% of all bank robberies in the EU occur in Italy.
Comment: Nothing much has changed. It was the same in Roman times, which explains why there were so many Epicureans in Italy. There was no point in trying alter something you couldn’t possibly change. Grow vegetables and peace be upon you!
In other countries, especially the U.S and the UK bank robberies are conducted from the inside, often with participation by the management. This skews the statistics to Italy’s detriment, because the 57% refers only to outsiders having a go and trying to supplement their income from burglary.
Note: this is a joke. I have to point this out, unfortunately.