Seven primary school pupils in England have tipped the scales at more than 20 stone (280 pounds!), according to official statistics. Among the seven – who were weighed between 2006 and 2012 for the National Child Measurement Programme – was an 11-year-old boy measuring 4ft 4in tall, and weighing just shy of 24 stone. (The Week)

And yet so many parents seem oblivious to the health implications.

Centuries ago followers of Epicurus were accused of gluttony, indulging in orgies of all kinds, and in frenzies of enjoyment (christians were not supposed to enjoy this life). Of course, this a total lie. On the contrary, Epicureans ate and drank modestly, and if they organised orgies, the orgies were undocumented. In any case, no one ever, as far as we know, ever accused Epicureans of being obese (was anyone in ancient Rome obese? Discuss).

Now, rubbish food full of sugar, with little or no nutritional value leaves children expanding in girth daily, without ever really feeling replete. Thus the cynical exploitation of small children. Epicureans are humanists, and as such believe in healthy bodies and sound minds. It may cost more to stay off the junk food, but it is intelligent to do so, and a good investment in a good life.